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  • Wednesday, November 17, 2004

    George W. Kerry

    Photographic proof that John Kerry is making hybrid warriors. But I gotta hand it to him, he's willing to go through the procedure himself, and with his rival, Dubya.

    Sunday, November 14, 2004

    And While I'm at it...

    The title of this log is meant to be a play on the name of Michael Moore's film "Fahrenheit 911." You see, using Rankine, which is the basically the Fahrenheit scale re-zeroed at absolute zero, 911 degrees is just about the same temperature as Fahrenheit 451, the the title of Ray Bradbury's book.
    Absolute zero = ~ -460 degrees Fahrenheit, so 451º F = 451º+460º R = 911º R.

    A quick description of some of this is in my first post.

    This blog was intended to be where I put all of the funny things that come to me down.

    Obviously, I either have a small sense of humor or else my funniest thoughts leave me when I sit down at the computer.

    In Case You Were Wondering

    And I know you were...

    The picture on the top of the screen is supposed to be (a) my smiling face and (b) me as the wind, blowing on the sails of a ship which is sailing off of the end of the Earth (a flat Earth). You see, it's whimsical.

    The goal of the title was for the "Rankine 911" to look relatively normal and for the "Insane Ravings" to look splattered, sort of like the title of "Forever Knight."

    I don't think I succeeded.

    Friday, November 12, 2004

    Thought for the Day

    Would the Presidential Debates have been better if they had had a laugh track?
    I think so.

    Minelli Out of Control?

    Does anyone think that the Liza Minelli story has just become a touch more bizarre?

    (And no, despite mentioning Liza Minelli, I am not gay).

    Wednesday, November 10, 2004

    Should I be Surprised?

    Fascinating expose of Donald Rumsfeld from the ever-reliable Weekly World News.

    Rainbow Poodles

    A HA!
    Most male poodles are gay, finds the Weekly World News.
    Consistent with Steve Sailer's ruminations on the subject, female poodles do not have high levels of Lesbianism.
    The report does not deal with female bulldogs.
    I mean, it must be true, or they wouldn't put it in the shelf next to the supermarket checkout, would they?

    Am I the Only One

    Who thinks that The Stupids is an absolutely hilarious movie?

    Thursday, November 04, 2004

    Ashlee Simpson - What Talent!

    Ashlee Simpson displays her acting prowess in this outtake from Rob Schneider's "The Hot Chick." (audio only) The last two words are hers! Put your cursor a little from the end, and you can keep clicking on it to play an endless loop!

    Tuesday, November 02, 2004

    Worse than I thought.

    Not only has Bush failed to apprehend the world's most dangerous terrorist group, but he has allowed them to run a candidate for President.
    Shameful, shameful.

    Monday, November 01, 2004

    Bin Laden and the French-Sounding Heiress

    I noted this in an article abou bin Laden's most recent video:
    "Al-Jazeera broadcast about seven minutes [out of 18 minutes, 14:39 of which was OBL speaking, acording to CNN] of the tape. The station's spokesman, Jihad Ali Ballout, said they aired what was "newsworthy and relevant" and refused to describe the unaired portions, including whether they included any threats."
    My theory:
    They cut out the part where OBL was videotaped having sex with Paris Hilton.
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