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  • Monday, April 25, 2005

    The Story of the Day

    Is there a sinister conspiracy here?
    Is that why I'm blogging about it?
    Then why?
    Because "Toad" and "explode" rhyme, that's why!

    Tuesday, April 12, 2005

    I am Truly Sorry

    In my other blog, I have suggested that they never found WMDs in Iraq.

    However, it appears that they have found the weapons, and Iraq was not only more technlogically advancedthan we had thought, it was more advanced in genetics than the US.

    I am truly sorry for ever doubting the Bush administration.

    Lying About Lincoln

    All this talk about Lincoln being gay is just a cover for "his" real secret: "He" was really a woman!

    So how did "Abraham" Lincoln have those kids? Simple! "His" "wife" was a man!

    If it's in the Weekly World News, it's gotta be true.

    UPDATE: The site I linked to is by one of the authors in on the conspiracy to cover up Lincoln's true gender! Before I linked I had no eidea that he would maintain the lie that Lincoln was a man! But seeing as I can't find a link to the original article in the WWN (aha! another plot!), I'll leave the link up.

    Saturday, April 02, 2005

    The Chicken Man, R.I.P.

    With all the recent publicity given to Johnny Cochrane, Terri Schiavo, and Pope John Paul II, I would like to take a moment to remember this celebirty, who has passed away at the age of 84.

    First, Orville, now Frank.

    Why, oh why?
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