Lying About Lincoln

All this talk about Lincoln being gay is just a cover for "his" real secret: "He" was really a woman!

So how did "Abraham" Lincoln have those kids? Simple! "His" "wife" was a man!

If it's in the Weekly World News, it's gotta be true.

UPDATE: The site I linked to is by one of the authors in on the conspiracy to cover up Lincoln's true gender! Before I linked I had no eidea that he would maintain the lie that Lincoln was a man! But seeing as I can't find a link to the original article in the WWN (aha! another plot!), I'll leave the link up.