Bush's Time Machine and Kerry's Hybrid Warriors

Have you read Jay Nordlinger's most recent Impromptus?
Note this line:
"A friend of mine was saying, a couple of nights ago, that what the Bush campaign should do is go to 9/11 — and remind people that there hasn't been a major attack in three years."
So Bush has a time machine! But he won't use it to go back to 9/11.
What is he going to use it for?
Is this another way that he might steal the election?

And for that matter, what about Kerry? Does his plan for winning the war on terror involve hybrids formed by combining two people into one, in order to ger super-humans who can hunt down bin Laden? Do these people consent, or is he eciding to decimate our civil liberties further by forcing people to become one person for the "good of the country?"
I mean, he's already started doing this with Major League Baseball players:
"He recently merged Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz into "Manny Ortiz," which probably came as a shock to both families."
So it sounds as if poor David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez didn't consent, or else their families would have known about it!