Big Butch Adolf

On the "Every famous person was flamboyantly gay" news front (or is that rear)? We find that Adolf Hitler was... you guessed it, flamboyantly gay!

So this should send a message of pride to all of the neo-Nazis out there who happen to be gay and feel that they are not accepted by the other neo-Nazis: yes, you too can become a maniacal megalomaniacal dictator and kill a whole bunch of people before shooting yourself in the head in your bunker while your country is demolished.

If I were a Nazi and if I were also gay, I'd be inspired.