The Wisdom of Married... with Children

According to al Bundy, if you watch Friends with the volume off and a pair of binoculars, you can see that Jennifer Anniston isn't wearing a bra.
Crass, perhaps, but probably less so thanactually paying attention to the show.

Alerting James Dobson

If there is a concern that SpongeBob Squarepants is condoning homosexuality, perhaps we should also be concerned with whether he is condoning contraception.

I recently saw some underwear at J.C. Penneys with a picture of Spongebob and the caption "Are you spongeworthy?"

Makes we wonder if they know where the term "spongeworthy" came from.